Kelpie “horse dildo” – the cursed work of the water-horse

Bestiary note: The Kelpie is a dark water fae/demon that lures the unwary to the shoreline. With whispers and moonlit reflections it steals names and wills, then drags innocent souls to the lakebed. Its touch is the chill of silt and weed; its promise, the hush of the depths.

This artifact once belonged to a kelpie. Only the bold dare to taste its singular power. Whoever claims this unique horse dildo will feel the sleek, moon-cold touch of a midnight lake — and with it a pledge of body and soul.

When used, a surge of ancient passion washes over you: the trembling sighs of bound voices, the lakes’ insatiable call, and the relentless force of love that pulls toward the deep.

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